Victim #6

As much as it pains me to do so, here I go, once again putting life and limb on the line for you, the loyal blog readers so that we can communally mock those that dare to run for public office.

Here's one such thrashing, and another.

And on we go...

Joe Weinroth

DEAR JOE,

STOP USING ALL CAPS!

PERHAPS NO ONE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE INTERNETS. YOU SEE, AROUND HERE, THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF SHOUTING. THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT SHOUT ARE CRAZY PEOPLE, OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE, AND TEENAGERS. I SEE THAT ACCORDING TO YOUR BIO YOU ARE NOT A TEENAGER, WHICH LEAVES TWO REMAINING OPTIONS.

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED STRESS MANAGEMENT OR GROUP THERAPY? JUST A THOUGHT.

SINCERELY,

"O"
THE ANGRY DRUNK BUREAUCRAT

P.S. I ENJOYED THE OLAN MILLS GLAMOUR SHOT OF YOU.

BIOGRAPHY
JOE IS...

Sorry, let me start again.

Joe is Jewish, a Lawyer, and a Republican or a Jewish Republican Lawyer or a Lawyer who is both Jewish and Republican. I think he's also the Mr. April in Republican Jewish Lawyer Magazine. Check out the centerfold where Joe shows us his briefs.

Yeah. I think you need bleach to burn that image out of your mind.

CONTACT

I did try to contact the Citizens for Weinroth office, but apparently they don't respond to carrier pigeon... or people visiting during working hours.

PROMISE TO PITTSBURGH

Joe has more Promises than, say, five, but they are all unintersting. Personally, I'd like to see some of the following "promises" incorporated into a Weinroth platform:

Eat weight in M&Ms;

Gratuitously use the word "winkle" during all addresses to City Council;

Learn to Yodel;

Forbid hats under two feet in height;

10% Cut in Mayor's Salary; 10% Bonus to Strippers;

Sell URA & City Real Estate to that Apprentice guy with the bad toupe;

Once and for all, figure out who shot Ted Kennedy; and

LEARN HOW TO TURN OFF THE FRIGGIN' CAPS LOCK!!!!1!!11!

IMPORTANT LINKS
Here's a sampling of Joe's Links:

Republican Committee of Pittsburgh

Republican Committee of Allegheny County

Republican State Committee of Pennsylvania

Republican National Committee

Young Republicans of Allegheny County

University of Pittsburgh College Republicans

Teen Age Republicans

Young Conservatives of Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania Republican Assembly

National Assembly of Irish American Republicans

I sense a pattern... until, that is, I get to:

Allegheny County Legislative/Duquesne Light

Um... Que?

SUMMARY
Joe is a Jewish Republican Lawyer, who is Republican and Jewish with a volume management issue... and a 5:1 handicap.