The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full."
The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty."
The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size."
The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"
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Saturday, March 10, 2007
BREAKING NEWS: Jesus Saves Penguins
New Jersey Devils thrown to the fires of Gehenna. Miroslav Satan condemned to icey 9th circle of hell to chew Judas, Casius and Brutus for all eternity.
Frozen afterlife considered to be an advantage during playoffs.
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