A Bureaucrat's Aside

It's very important to me that, during the course of my job, I bring a certain level of eruditeness and sophistication to my bureacratic writing and force the readers of my prose to crack open a dictionary at least once. [I get a kick back from Merriam-Webster.]

I'm currently trying desperately to fit the word "antediluvian" into a memo, which is harder than it sounds... especially when the subject relates to reallocated fund balances or governmental liability for automobile injuries sustained in the course of public business.

That is all; carry on.