The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full."
The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty."
The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size."
The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
Obama Appoints Spinal Tap Drummer as Secretary of Commerce
John "Stumpy" Pepys expected to die in a horrible gardening incident or choke on somebody else's vomit, but in a more respectable way than either Gov. Richardson or Sen. Gregg.
1 comment:
These nominations definitely go to 11.
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