The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full."
The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty."
The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size."
The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"
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Tuesday, March 06, 2012
A Bureaucrat's Aside Re: Night Terrors
I'd like to take a moment to thank the Post-Gazette and Oreo Cookies for providing me with nightmare fodder for the next several months:
It's like the eyes are saying "I'm going to rip you apart, dunk you in milk and eat you."
And just as my therapist said I was making real progress regarding my abject fear of Steely McBeam.
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I love how the PG photo caption today characterized the Oreo cookie dancers as a "flash mob". Can you tell us what the dancers were singing/shouting? I thought "flash mobs" were supposed to be relatively spontaneous. Is "corporate flash mob" an oxymoron?
2 comments:
I love how the PG photo caption today characterized the Oreo cookie dancers as a "flash mob". Can you tell us what the dancers were singing/shouting? I thought "flash mobs" were supposed to be relatively spontaneous. Is "corporate flash mob" an oxymoron?
The Allegheny County Department of Health's "Cook your burger to well-done" mascot is creepier.
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