Sunday, February 20, 2011

Protesters Flood Magic Kingdom

Reuters (Orlando FL) - Thousands of citizens of the Magic Kingdom again assembled around Cinderella's Castle today demanding more freedoms from their autocratic overlord Robert Iger.

"We are here to demand basic freedoms," said protester Jack Fitzgerald who plays character Donald Duck, "The freedom to wear beards, the freedom to take off our costumes if we have to vomit, and the freedom to punch middle aged tourists that get a little too handsy."

Protesters have assembled daily at the castle for the last two weeks, following the death of an employee who was beaten to death on Space Mountain.

Mr. Iger has apparently holed up inside Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, refusing to come out, although he has sent out hundreds of Mousekateers armed with clubs and rifles to stifle the protests. Despite the vicious onslaught, however, the protesters have held firm and have maintained control of Main Street USA.

Representatives of Universal Studios Orlando have called for an immediate end to the violence and a three day weekday special.

Protesters have refused to move from Main Street USA until Mr. Iger steps down in favor of the frozen head of Walt Disney.

More on this story as it develops.