Feeling Thor

I'm going to spare you the unpleasant details, but when it's cold and dry outside I tend to conduct electricity. A lot of electricity. Like big blue bolts out of my finger tips. Seriously.

I've already blown out a telephone receiver from sparks from my lips, [not as sexy as it sounds] and I have to avoid personal contact else I ZAP potential clients/customers.

Add a bean burrito lunch and I may level all of Downtown.

So, I hope I don't get charged with assault and battery.
I'm really sorry about that pun; I feel dirty now.

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Cover songs

Over a shot of what tasted like Easter throwup, Furrow and I had a discussion about the greatest cover song ever. I maintain it is All Along the Watchtower by Bob Dillon as covered by Jimi Hendrix. Furrow has some different ideas.

While Furrow makes some points, I still hold by my original statement: All Along the Watchtower is the greatest cover, ever.

Those that say otherwise will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes. [The revolution will be about minutiae, apparently.]

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