Tuesday, March 06, 2012

A Bureaucrat's Aside Re: Night Terrors

I'd like to take a moment to thank the Post-Gazette and Oreo Cookies for providing me with nightmare fodder for the next several months:

It's like the eyes are saying "I'm going to rip you apart, dunk you in milk and eat you." 

And just as my therapist said I was making real progress regarding my abject fear of Steely McBeam.


Anonymous said...

I love how the PG photo caption today characterized the Oreo cookie dancers as a "flash mob". Can you tell us what the dancers were singing/shouting? I thought "flash mobs" were supposed to be relatively spontaneous. Is "corporate flash mob" an oxymoron?

MH said...

The Allegheny County Department of Health's "Cook your burger to well-done" mascot is creepier.