Last night on Halloween, I swear I saw the ghost of the late Councilwoman Tonya Payne on Grant Street.
It was scary.
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"