Monday, July 17, 2006

World Domination - A Technical Question

It is my not-so-secret plot to raise an army of minions for the expressed purpose of taking over the Borough of Mount Oliver.  But before, I unleash my army of jackbooted thugs on an unprepared metropolis, I have one question: am I required to carry worker's compensation coverage on "minions" in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, or is there some wiggle room here?
Advice would be greatly appreciated; I'm already well overbudget on the Lunar-Based Death Ray System (LuBaDeRS) and I need to cut costs somewhere.

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