I saw a TV political commercial for Dan Onorato for Governor, and it really impressed me. I wish we had a guy with such an impressive track record like that as Allegheny County Executive.
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"