Friday, December 29, 2006

If It Weren't For the Last Minute...

Today is the last day of the year.

If you are a Bureaucrat, that is.

...well unless, you're a Federal Bureaucrat; then the last day was September 30th.

...and unless, you're running, on the Fiscal and not Calendar year; then the last day was June 30th.

...and unless, of course, you're Jewish; then the last day ended the 9th day of Tishrei.

BUT! If those things were not true, this is your last chance to get to any government office and have anything you need signed, stamped, filed, recorded, numbered, entered, catalogued, approved, denied, requisitioned, indexed, transferred, regulated, allocated, disbursed, administered, cited, appealed, implemented, briefed, debriefed, reviewed, committed, postponed, tabled, decided, voted on, adopted, or paid before 2007.

You'd better hurry: you have one minute left.


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