A freak wormhole opened up in my garage, right behind my tool box, and out of this rip in space/time drifted a headline from the not too distant future:
Driver of New PA Mobile Liquor Store arrested for drunk driving store
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"
A freak wormhole opened up in my garage, right behind my tool box, and out of this rip in space/time drifted a headline from the not too distant future:
Driver of New PA Mobile Liquor Store arrested for drunk driving store
Posted by O at 9:53 PM
Filed Under: Future (The), LCB
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