In light of recent local events, Rule #32:
Any incriminating documents that you need someone to look after can be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org.
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"