Missing:
One homing pigeon, last seen around 525 Penn Avenue this morning.
Answers to the name "Mr. Feathers."
Reward Offered.
Call (412) 555-8477
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"
Missing:
One homing pigeon, last seen around 525 Penn Avenue this morning.
Answers to the name "Mr. Feathers."
Reward Offered.
Call (412) 555-8477
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