Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Ransom Note

Dear "O",

We have your filing cabinet. If you do not plug The Sprout Fund's Hot House '06, we will shred all of your files.

Last year's successful event attracted approximately 1,500 attendees and featured food and drink from 30 Pittsburgh restaurants and eateries. HOTHOUSE was named one of the year's top 5 parties by the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and was lauded as the "top fundraiser" of 2005 by the City Paper.

We will send you a shredded document every hour, on the hour until you meet our demands. You have been warned.


Hothouse '06

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