Hundreds of Pittsburgh Peduto supporters commit mass suicide.
Message from the Great Leader: "All is well! Peace will be with you. Kool-Aid line forms to the left."
More Details Inside:
- Peduto Shadyside compound alight after ATF raid (Page 2);
- Burghosphere dark; several prominent bloggers missing, presumed weepy. (Page 4);
- Drink Specials half off at Cappy's (Page 5);
- Sarin gas attack in North Shore Extension foiled by lack of North Shore Extension (Page 7);
- Bill Peduto's face seen in local tortilla (Page 10);
- Luke Ravenstahl giggles uncontrollably (Page 1138).
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