Monday, October 06, 2008

We Get Letters...

I found this in my inbox this morning:

Dear Mr. Drunk Bureaucrat:

I am the Finance Minister of a very Large first world nation. I want to invest in your country and I am writting to seek your assistance in starting a business investment in your country and execute a business investment under your management. If you can assist me in receiving my money and investing it in your country e-mail me with your telephone number so I can explain to you more better and give you further information. My E-mail is - hpaulson@treasury.gov
I may consider moving my money out of stocks and t-bills and to a secure location under my mattress.

1 comment:

Sherry said...

mayonaise jars buried under the porch!