I'm going to spare you the unpleasant details, but when it's cold and dry outside I tend to conduct electricity. A lot of electricity. Like big blue bolts out of my finger tips. Seriously.
I've already blown out a telephone receiver from sparks from my lips, [not as sexy as it sounds] and I have to avoid personal contact else I ZAP potential clients/customers.
Add a bean burrito lunch and I may level all of Downtown.
So, I hope I don't get charged with assault and battery.
I'm really sorry about that pun; I feel dirty now.
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Monday, January 24, 2005
Feeling Thor
Posted by O at 5:30 PM
Filed Under: Gods of Thunder, Minutiae, Obscure References
1 comment:
I hereby certify this posting as friggin' funny.
-Furrow
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