Monday, January 24, 2005

Feeling Thor

I'm going to spare you the unpleasant details, but when it's cold and dry outside I tend to conduct electricity. A lot of electricity. Like big blue bolts out of my finger tips. Seriously.

I've already blown out a telephone receiver from sparks from my lips, [not as sexy as it sounds] and I have to avoid personal contact else I ZAP potential clients/customers.

Add a bean burrito lunch and I may level all of Downtown.

So, I hope I don't get charged with assault and battery.
I'm really sorry about that pun; I feel dirty now.

This post brought to you by: Rayden, God of Thunder & Protector of the Realm of Earth

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I hereby certify this posting as friggin' funny.