Wednesday, January 12, 2005

First Angry, Drunk, Bureaucratic Rant

The worst part of the job is waking up in the morning, opening up the paper, and finding out that you are a complete and total a**hole. The obvious solution to this problem is to cancel your subscription.

Us bureaucrats are angry because we get no respect, we're treated like s**t, and we're identified with everything that's wrong with government. We're the scapegoat, because we're easy. So we're angry. And we drink. A lot.

So I hope to accomplish nothing by this blog except to be generally angry, exceptionally drunk, angrier, drunk again, and perhaps to encapsulate horrible mispellings.

This rant brought to you by: VODKA MARTINI (2)

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