Friday, February 04, 2005

Feeling Sick III

So as soon as I realized that the Bush Social Security proposal was beginning to make sense to me, I knew that I was hallucinating again.

That and when my boss came up to me and said, "You look terrible. Why are you here?" I took that to mean that I should go home and not that they're now firing the ugly people. Just as well, my productivity was at 0 and inching downwards.

I now believe that I have the Plague, or SARS, or the Flu, or a nasty cold... or something. In any case, it's back to bed for me after some of the white people's ancient remedy for SARS (a bowl of chicken noodle soup, some Sprite, and some Ny-Quil).

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