Monday, February 28, 2005

It's not News, it's Snooze...

The headline that any one of us could have written about 2 years ago: O'Connor wins Democratic endorsement in city mayoral race, or more succinctly O'Connor gets Democratic endorsement.


Wake me when they report that Tom Murphy is an alien overlord controlling Bob O'Connor through mind altering drugs in order to impress Jodie Foster. Or that former Allegheny County Commissioner Larry Dunn was really King of the Weasel People. Or that Pittsburgh will have a real Republican Primary with actual multiple, viable candidates.

Which of the above is the most likely?

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