More things that piss me off:
- Tourists - It is not my fault that you don't know where you are going. Now get out of my way!
- People That Don't Vote - If you don't vote, you lose your right to bitch. If you really care that much, you can at least show up and vote "present".
- Local News - I get enough death, blood, and mayhem in the course of my duties, thank you. I don't need commercials too.
- Places without Sidewalks - The oldest form of human transportation suffers another setback.
- Places without Sidewalks, but with Bus Stops - Why don't you put a giant bullseye on the pedestrians?
- Micromanagement - If you wanted to do it yourself, why didn't you do it in the first place?
- People that Don't Step to the Rear of the Bus - Yes, I really want to push past your three hundred pound, back pack laden ass... thank you.
- Accountants - You're an accountant; account for yourself!
- Agency X - Yes, you know who you are. Try doing your job for once.
- People Who's First Reaction is to Sue - You realize that you are responsible for the downfall of this country, right?
- Existentialism - Camus was a prick; so was Heidiegger. Both probably lived in Mt. Oliver.
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