Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Luke Ravenstahl Declares Victory in "War on Snow"


"Mission Accomplished" Proclaims Yarone Zober
Frosty the Snowman Found in Spider Hole, Executed
Insurgent Weather Seen Regrouping Near Seven Springs
Critic Lament Failure of "War on Potholes"
Old Man Winter Declares Fatwa, Jihad

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