Let me just say that I believe that the Port Authority of Allegheny County is begging to be mocked: Port Authority CEO Steve Bland said the agency is looking into selling the naming rights to the 1.2-mile light-rail link between Downtown and the North Shore.
Now, before it gets renamed "The UPMC Connector" like we all know it's going to be, I figure I'd take a stab at a couple of my own suggestions:
If the agency is successful, the deal could recoup part -- maybe all -- of the $12.7 million the county has allocated to the project.
"The Luke Ravenstahl Memorial Police Skirmish Tube"
"The Wabash Tunnel Part 2"
"Ass AND Hole-in-the Ground"
"The Holland Tunnel" [Editor's Note - to make this name truly effective, we're going to need a little Dutch boy who's willing to stick his fingers in the leaks.]
"The 'Fare Increases My Aunt Fanny' Tunnel"
"The Pittsburgh Pirates Tunnel of Shame" with the sign "Warning, the Light at the end of the Tunnel is a Pirates Home Game"
"The Tailgate Tube"
"The I'm Too Lazy to Walk Tunnel"
"The I Paid PAT $1.2 Million and All I Got Were These Lousy Naming Rights" Tunnel
"The Sophie Masloff Memorial Connector"
"The Alternative to a Bridge"
"The Claustrophobia Experience"
and finally...
"The White Elephant Express"
Saturday, March 08, 2008
"Take the 42L Through the Angry Drunk Bureaucrat River Hole..."
Posted by O at 11:30 PM
Filed Under: Port Authority of Allegheny County
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