We Get Junk Mail

I was cleaning out my inbox today and found this little gem:

OK, first, somehow I doubt that British Telecom has a .cn domain level. Call it a hunch.

Second, I've been "given 1,000,000 Pounds" reads like the beginning of an Office Space quote that ends with the phrase "two chicks at the same time."

Third, "Provide your name, address, and occupation" is kinda vague, isn't it. I mean, who am I supposed to provide it to? Should I just yell it out the window? 'Cause... you know, that's what I did.

Poor junk mail. Very poor. D-.