Careful outside today folks. The weather looks like it's going to get pretty bad. So bad, in fact, I hear the Mayor is already on a flight to Miami.
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"