Friday, December 16, 2005
OK, I don't watch local news... well... ever, but did I just see what I thought I saw?
A promo for a medical report on KDKA about "just how dangerous those icy sidewalks really are."
IT'S FUCKING ICE!
IT IS SLIPPERY!
IT IS DANGEROUS!
Idiots. Anyone who needs anything more than that needs to remove themselves from the gene pool.
I'm going to go read the directions on the back of my package of "wet-naps" and weep for the future of humanity.