ROUND FIVE! LIGHTING ROUND! Hands on your buzzer please!
PA HOUSE DISTRICT 8:
Dick Stevenson needs more stuff on his main page. He's missing a dancing baby and a Denny's menu. Perhaps he needs some background .midi music.
PA HOUSE DISTRICT 15:
According to Wikipedia.org, a hockenberry is a fruit from the genus rebublicanus staterepresentatatus identified by it's poor web layout and use of frames. Seriously, it's 2006! NO ONE USES FRAMES ANYMORE!
PA HOUSE DISTRICT 16:
Sean decided that out of all the pictures he could have used for his main page, the one that made him look like John Mark Karr was the one to go with. The creepy pedophile vote is the oft overlooked swing constiuency in PA 16.
PA HOUSE DISTRICT 21:
As Lisa is the only candidate for this seat (barring a surprise come from behind victory for perrenial write in favorite "I.P. Freeley"), she didn't put much effort into putting together a good webpage. Obviously, her and Todd Hockenberry share the same affinity for frames, although Lisa has shown great taste in going with the black & gold theme. Still, if her campaign wanted to show real yinzer identificiation they should have painted her up in team colors waving a Terrible Towel.
PA HOUSE DISTRICT 23:
I can only imagine what Dan's surprised about in his main page picture. Perhaps it's that the "Frankel Future" is a vast dystopia of crushing machine rule, in which humans are used as fuel for their nefarious ends. Perhaps he's just seen Ralph Cappy naked.
PA HOUSE DISTRICT 30:
I already did Shawn back in April, so all I have to say is that the webpage is better this time around, right Linda?
And with that sound, the lightning round is over and the score is 15 to 12.
We'll fill in the players later.
More in Part Four....
Part Four? Seriously? God! I have friggin' work to do!
Tag(s): Election 2006