Monday, January 28, 2008

State of the Union 2008

OK folks, it's that time of year again and the last chance (fingers crossed) that we have to suffer through a State of the Union address by GWB.  For those of you who have livers strong enough (and more than enough sick days accumulated) we present the 2008 State of the Union Drinking Game
Be forewarned, however, the management here at The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat assumes no liability for any arrests, violence, vomiting, public urination, broken relationships, broken glasses, spilt liquor, co-dependencies, the loss of employment, or damaged televisions caused by the hurling of half empty bourbon bottles because you just can't stand That Man anymore and wish that it was January 2009 already so that we can expunge this sordid period of our history.
BONUS GAME: Count how many times Nancy Pelosi is shown blinking during the speech.  Please do not try to play both games at the same time, else you'll go mad.
[I'm guessing 9,453 times.]

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