While everyone else is standing in line, getting their $5 butter (flavored) popcorn to see something that Alan Moore would never, ever condone, you can always be thankful that it won't be like this:
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"