Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Folding, On

Here's a list of things that fold quickly:

(1) A poker player with a two and a seven of different suits.

(2) An origami champion.

(3) According to string theory, dimensions 6-10.

(4) A cocaine addled gas station attendant assigned to fix the map rack.

(5) Automated hall closet doors.

(6) A bank that invests only in Zimbabwe.

(7) Superman on laundry day.

(8) Michael Steele

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