Monday, March 09, 2009

Ravenstahl's 11 Point Plan

Kicking off his Mayoral campaign, Luke Ravenstahl today outlined an 11 point plan for his next administration. Our spies in the Mayor's Office managed to snag a copy of the plan, in advance of the points being posted to the campaign website:

(1) Solving the city's long-term costs;

(2) Boosting the healthcare and education industries;

(3) Create and implement a zero base-line budgeting process for the annual Budget;

(4) No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law;

(5) Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you;

(6) Floss everyday;

(7) No pooftas;

(8) A body persists its state of rest or of uniform motion unless acted upon by an external unbalanced force;

(9) There is no point 9;

(10) A batter shall be called out, on appeal, when he fails to bat in his proper turn, and another batter completes a time at bat in his place;

(11) Doc Dopey Shemp.
Something tells me the campaign was just phoning this one in.

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