Ravenstahl's 11 Point Plan

Kicking off his Mayoral campaign, Luke Ravenstahl today outlined an 11 point plan for his next administration. Our spies in the Mayor's Office managed to snag a copy of the plan, in advance of the points being posted to the campaign website:

(1) Solving the city's long-term costs;

(2) Boosting the healthcare and education industries;

(3) Create and implement a zero base-line budgeting process for the annual Budget;

(4) No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law;

(5) Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you;

(6) Floss everyday;

(7) No pooftas;

(8) A body persists its state of rest or of uniform motion unless acted upon by an external unbalanced force;

(9) There is no point 9;

(10) A batter shall be called out, on appeal, when he fails to bat in his proper turn, and another batter completes a time at bat in his place;

(11) Doc Dopey Shemp.

Something tells me the campaign was just phoning this one in.