Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Vote, Dammit

Polls open at 7 a.m. and close at 8 p.m.

Anyone from the Commonwealth caught not voting will be beaten with sharp sticks or clubs.

And with the economic condition the way it is, we have had 1,000 applicants for the position of "Delinquent Voter Beater Upper," so don't say I didn't warn you.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't vote.

Closed primary.

MH said...

Voting: Only marginally less likely to affect your future than buying a lottery ticket, but costs $1 less.

Sherry said...

can i apply for dvbu?

i could just yak them into a migraine.