Oh no, not again:
This year, they threatened to shave off all my hair, dye me pink, and install me as public art if I didn't plug their annual event.
I can't afford the time off from work, people!
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"