You know, I'm all about the State Legislature being a "deliberative" body, but if they "deliberate" any longer on the budget, I have a feeling that we're actually going to bore into another dimension and somehow wind up back in time. I also think that the longer they dick around up there, the angrier a lot of folks are going to be knowing that the State can vote pay raises for themselves in a matter of minutes but can't resolve a budget in a few months.
So, this fuckwittery must end.
Here's my solution: Pennsylvania the Game Show -- the chance for State Legislators to win fabulous prizes. I'm suggesting the "Price is Right" model here -- contestants subject themselves to various games. If they win the game, they get their project/bill/line item funded. If they don't, they lose their project/bill/line item.
It's more high stakes than Plinko, that's for sure, but it'll make short order of budget negotiations. Plus, you'd get that yodeling mountain-climber guy on the ruler. That would be awesome.
Or Thunderdome. That would be awesome too... but that should really be reserved for any administrative appointments and confirmations.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
A Proposal For Resolving the State Budget Crisis
Posted by O at 11:27 PM
Filed Under: Pennsylvanian Politics
1 comment:
oh yeah, i would watch faithfully. i'd even buy the merchindise. t-shirts- coffee mugs-posters!
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