Any day now, I expect to see a TV ad for "Crazy Dollar Days" at Uncle Bernake's House of Fed, advertising interest rates so low "you'd think Ben's gone craaaaaazy!"
I only hope they throw in a free toaster, 'cause, well, you know...
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"
Any day now, I expect to see a TV ad for "Crazy Dollar Days" at Uncle Bernake's House of Fed, advertising interest rates so low "you'd think Ben's gone craaaaaazy!"
I only hope they throw in a free toaster, 'cause, well, you know...
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and a box of pop tarts!
Only if they are the Cinnamon/Sugar type --- no use for even the pretense of having a healthy breakfast by having a Pop tart filled with fruit like substances...
yes yes! those are the ONLY kind i will eat.
Now Fiber One has their own version of pop tarts. I bought some, but I am afraid to try them.
no no no, nothing should be even vaguely healthy in pop tarts type things!
Sherry..
Munched on 2 year old pop-tart once..
Still alive...
Glad I did not drop on toe. Would be crippled but alive...
monk
Growing up in suburbs, It was Chief Boy R Dee...
And a Quart of Stroh's beer.
monk
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