In which the author
"O"
the self titled
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
discuffes the intracacies of the recent
Changing Weather Patterns
in and around the
Pittsburgh Region
and their relationship to the
Physical and Economic Well Being of its Citizenry
"O"
the self titled
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
discuffes the intracacies of the recent
Changing Weather Patterns
in and around the
Pittsburgh Region
and their relationship to the
Physical and Economic Well Being of its Citizenry
Fit the First
WHY THE FUCK HASN'T THE CITY PLOWED MY FUCKING STREET 48 FUCKING HOURS AFTER THE LAST SNOW FALL? EVERY OTHER FUCKING ROAD IN THE CITY SEEMS TO BE PLOWED, EXCEPT FOR THE FOUR BLOCKS IMMEDIATELY ADJACENT TO MY HOUSE. DO THE FOLKS AT PUBLIC WORKS ASSUME THAT WE'RE ALL GOING TO TRAVEL BY FUCKING SLED DOG TO WORK?
HEY OBAMA! IF YOU WANT A PUBLIC WORK'S PROJECT THAT'S GOING TO PROVIDE IMMEDIATE ECONOMIC IMPACT, SEND LUKE RAVENSTAHL OUT TO MY HOUSE WITH A SHOVEL. I'LL PAY HIM $5.
Fin.
8 comments:
Angry drunk bureaucrat, indeed. Brilliant!
I'LL PAY HIM $5.
$7 if he brings Bill Clinton to help.
Fair's fair.
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cranky --- are you sure Bill Peduto does not live on your street as DPW does not like Hizzoner's enemies...
I thought the response was excellent the other day.
The Ravenstahl Administration is obviously using my neighborhood as a pilot program for a new solar powered snow removal system (he says as cars skid into his front lawn, crushing his azaleas).
Apparently, for only one million dollars you can buy a Obama's old Senate seat. That's less than $4 per Pittsburgh resident. If Byrd can pave 1/2 of West Virginia with his seat, I'm sure we could get a federal department of Pittsburgh snow removal.
I bet we could even get the good road salt (from Williams Sonoma).
Hey, that "four block" reference really threw me because that is what I used to cry about, my four blocks. I once had this theory that because Jim Motznik lived about a block away at the time either 1) his old co-workers didn't like him and invoked the four block rule or 2) his machismo kicked in before it was fashionable and he said not to plow his neighborhood. About five years ago I kept a calendar one winter recording the last snowflake of a storm and the first salt truck. What fun!!
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