Gosh it was cold out today!
How cold, you ask?
It was so cold, Yarone Zober triple dog dared the Mayor to stick his tongue on Darlene Harris' ass.
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"