So, how many candidates do you have to have in a city council race before it ceases to be a race and just becomes a clusterfuck?
And who exactly is the "power bottom" in this race?
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"