For all of you damned Gen X whippersnappers and who those of you that don't have a clue about what all the hubbub was down in D.C.:
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"