Sunday, February 01, 2009

A Special Announcement From The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat died tonight as the result of a major heart attack, brought on by a 64 yard run. He was revived with under 2:00 left in the 4th quarter. He is expected to make a full recovery.

He will be billing Dan Rooney for his medical expenses.

Go Stillers!


Sherry said...

i think i saw you in the er. i was there too!!!

hooray steelers!

Three said...

I think the Stillers are in cahoots with the local hospitals in order to produce heart problems and rope in more business. Lord knows they'll be charging my insurance for a resuscitation.